It all started with Landon saying you can’t spell his name L-A-N-N-D-O. It all went to awesomeness from there. First of all, he abandoned every dream he may have had before and found a new one: becoming an Italian Restaurant Entrepreneur. Except that he had one major problem… he can’t cook. So! In order to distract people from the shit hole on their plate that is a poor excuse for food, he hires Ant McLaggen to chat them up. And then when the idiot people who have no patience complain and say they’re not amused, Ant takes on his own Italian persona and replies with:
… and then I woke up.
You’ve sure got an overactive imagination, Wood. You got one thing right though - Goldilocks can’t cook to save his life.
Also, lucky customers who get a shirtless me to chat them up. Can’t say I’m digging that stache though.
ooc: hey guys! uhm i’ve actually been struggling a lot with getting into my characters’ head so for the next couple of days or even a week depending on how productive i am. so i’m going through a process of revamping, changing things up, (possibly deleting but i hope not) also making a new character so yeaaaaaah. during this you guys can uh just pretend my characters don’t exist because there’s no guarantee i’m keeping them or if they’re gonna be the same as before. if any of you guys want to message me to help me out on brainstorming and stuff THAT WOULD BE GREAT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. additionally if you’re worried about some headcanon that my characters might share with yours just message me and we’ll get things sorted out or whatever. SORRY THAT I’M SUCH A BUTT WITH ALL OF THIS I REALLY AM HAVING ISSUES BUT I STILL LOVE YOU GUYS AND WANNA RP SO YEAH JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME BLESS YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE ;A;
ooc: flops over
does anyone wanna do anything with jules, ant, dale, brendon, or billy? the only catch is that if i start you have to tell me an idea hehe
You rock bro. You. Rock.
Shit. Hey English, buddy, you down for a little tutoring sesh? ‘Cause you’re the King of Everything? (Except shagging, that’s me)
So I’m sick for a couple of days and when I decide to brave the into the Great Hall, people won’t stop going off about Sierra, Brianna, and Deac. What the hell happened.
You picked the worst days to be sick, dude.
Well excuseeeee youuuuu, Read, it’s not like I chose to be sick, someone coughed on me and boom! Sick. Wanna fill me in or what.